Die, Vampire, Die!
The last vampire is the mother of all vampires. And that, is the vampire of despair. It’ll wake you up at 4am to say things like; Who do you think you’re kidding? You look like a fool. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be good enough.
Why is it if some dude walked up to me on the subway platform and said these things, I would think he was a mentally ill asshole. But if the vampire inside my head says it, it’s the voice of reason.